When life gives you lemons...

[Lawlipop]

I can't really say that I've lost someone. Ever. Not one person. But, that's only because I've never had someone to lose. Ever. Not one person. But someone lost me. They think they're gonna get me back; they'll do whatever it takes to find me. But I'll do whatever it takes to make sure they don't. I mean, sure, he did raise me for the first ten years of my life...but that doesn't mean he's important to me. He's just some random guy that found me on the side of the road. To him, I was probably just another random abandoned baby. I'm pretty sure that's all he thought of me, actually. I just thought that maybe, just maybe he should have cared about me a little more instead of dragging me around like a stupid dog so he could sell my body to random pervs. He never showed any kind of affection for me. And he's the only one I've ever known. So yes, you can say that I've never been loved. Ever. Not by one person.

So one day, I decided that I had enough. I stole all the money he had, including a small raygun and ran off. Just like that. Now, I live on the corner of some street- I can't read the sign. I just shoot at stuff from a distance. I'm not sure what I'm shooting at, but they're all wearing white. Ick. I like watching them die. Soon after I arrived in my new resting spot, a disgusting little rat came up to me and...it started talking to me. Yes, it talked! I'm not kidding. It told me that he was coming after me. He needed me to survive, apparently. But, he needed me more than I needed him, and I wasn't doing any favors for him. The rat comes back every so often to give me updates. Some people stare at me like I'm some sort of freak because they see me talking to a rat. It's almost like they can't hear it talking back. Is everyone deaf? It's not like I'm talking to myself, right? Some people aren't afraid of me, though. Some random Killjoys have come up to me and given me money, food, random stuff. I never got their names though. Whatever. One offered to take me home with them, but the rat says I have to stay where I am because this is the only place that he won't look for me. They looked at me like I have issues or something. Again, whatever. I'm fine with spending the rest of my life shooting things...

[Lawlipop]

EXTENSION:

Recently, I found some weird radio thingy sitting by me. So, I got off my lazy ass and picked it up. Turns out, it works. I'm not sure how to use it yet, but if he comes for me, I'll just start pressing random buttons and screaming for help. I also recently found a map. Apparently, I'm pretty close to Battery City. That's where he is...not good. On occasion, I move around, but I shouldn't leave the zone. The rat has a point- I don't know east from west, north from south, so I'd probably walk right into Battery City, get caught and that'd be the end of it. It says I shouldn't leave since he won't travel that far to find me. So, technically, I could run farther away, but once again, I don't know where I'm going, so why risk it? There's dracs there, and I don't need happy pills, thank you very much. I'd just wander right back to him. At least I think I'm shooting them...or a bunch of idiots who think white is fashionable.