BLI Pick-Up Lines

[redhavoc]

Here is a thread for all the evil pick-up lines you can think of. This is my offering to the gods of procrastination. You're welcome.



Riley Wilson Pick-Up Lines:

"Hey, babe, let's go erase some memories so you can believe in love at first sight"

"Do you think torture is ok? Becuase you've been torturing my mind all day"

"Baby, you are hotter than a nuked killjoy"


"I know you enjoy taking pills, but I promise I'm a nicer guy than that".


"Do you know how to kill a man 30 different ways? Cause you are dead sexy!"

[Volume Virus]

Dying. Dying dying dying dying...okay, dead. Now I think I may need to come up with some, even though I don't know how pickup lines work, really.

[Toxic Panda]

XD I'm dying right now. These are great!

[Fire Angel]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Red you are a legend

[Alexander Ludovico]

Hello, lovelies. Thought I'd throw in a few, for your viewing pleasure. Hope you can get as much use out of them as I have!

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Did you OD on pleasure boosting pills, or are you just happy to see me?

If your eyes were rayguns, they'd be set to "stun."

Do you counteract emotion stabilizing medication? Because I'm going to have to double my prescription.

This mask might be the only part of me that's a vampire, but you look good enough to bite.

If you were a safehouse, I'd raid you any day.

Seeing you proves my afterlife policy kicked in, because I must have died and gone to heaven.

It's too bad you're not a killjoy, because I'm dying to get you alone in a cell.

[Volume Virus]

I would try to think up a response, but I'm too busy dying.

[Bullet Ringer]

Hahahaha epic!

[Toxic Panda]

These just made my day XD