Introducing: Vanity (and Endgame)

[vanityviolence]

*Turns a video camera on and sticks her face in front of it* This thing on? It had better be, EG's already pissed at me for breaking the first one. Killjoys, if you can see me, I'm Vanity Violence! I'm a living weapon! *Grins, revealing that all of her teeth are pointed, and waves, demonstrating that her fingernails are sharpened like knives.* New to the front and all. It takes a while to get dangerous. If anyone in the immediate Battery City area needs somewhere to hide, I volunteer my boyfriend's house-

*from a distance* Vani, I never told you that you could invite people to my house! And I am NOT your boyfriend!

Sure, you're not, EG. *rolls eyes* That, friends and enemies, is my, um, friend. He's EG, short for Endgame, which only I call him cos he's not OFFICIALLY a Killjoy or anything. Just a sympathetic civ. What's your actual name again, EG?

You are NOT using my real name on camera, Vani. You never know who's watching.

Says the OFFICIAL watcher of everything. EG is a hacker, Killjoy kiddies. He sees everything that can be caught on a camera. So don't do anything nasty...because what EG sees...I see. *creepy smile*

*sigh* Vani, turn off the camera before I have to do it for you.

Not all Killjoys have to be buzzkills, you know! *salutes the camera* Later days, friends! Just hope that we're on the same side if and when I meet ya. Vanity out!

[Arson Anthem]

*rb Vanity*
Caught your transmission, and wanted to say welcome! I'm not in a condition to drop by as I'm holed up in a safehouse way up in Oregon at the moment, but I'll keep an eye out for you when I get back to the Zones. If you need supplies just shoot me some airwaves and I might know of a stash in your area. Stay shiny!
Arson out

[vanityviolence]

*rb* Oh! Hello! Arson, is it? Well, I think we're good on supplies, but I'm happy that you actually responded to me! It's GREAT to hear from someone else out there! EG, come say hi!

Vani, I am NOT going to talk to your Killjoy friend. How many times do I have to tell you that I want to stay as uninvolved as possible?

That's the nicest welcome you're going to get from him! Sorry! He's just crabby. But that doesn't mean he won't-hey, don't touch that console! I'M TALKING TO-

*The transmission cuts off in a bout of static.*

[Caustic Creature]

*rb, only caught the butt end of the transmission* Hello? Is anyone there? *Smacks radio* Oh come on... I'm Caustic Creature if you're listening. Stuck in zone 1 for the moment, headed for the outer zones soon though. Hello?*Sighs, fearing the signal is lost*

[vanityviolence]

*rb* if you're headed to the outer Zones, dear, I can't really help you. I live in Battery. planning an assault or rescue mission? I can help with that, fighting off a few patrols? I'd love to be involved. But sorry, can't really help with the outer zones. I have a few friends that might be able to, though, want me to call them? I think they run a...training school? Dont quote me on that, but I think.

[Caustic Creature]

*rb*For now, I'm still in Battery. Just looking for somewhere that isn't crawling with BLI goons to get a good nights sleep before heading out.*Pauses a minute*A training school? Haven't heard of one of those.. I'll give it a try though.