Masta Destroya
Crash Queen
"Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r."
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Post by Masta Destroya on Jul 27, 2011 13:10:12 GMT -5
ok, another Portal 2 comparison joke.
What's the difference between a Drac and Wheatley?
Wheatley's in space.
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 27, 2011 13:48:48 GMT -5
Dracs: designed to be morons. Also I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE /hit
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Masta Destroya
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"Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r."
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Post by Masta Destroya on Jul 28, 2011 12:29:32 GMT -5
ok, i got another one.
What do you call a Drac in a padded room? Batty. (see what i did there?)
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 28, 2011 13:56:35 GMT -5
I do indeed see what you did there.
IDK how to tell this as a joke with a punchline, but did you hear that the Drac got a -5 on his IQ test? He lost the five points because he forgot to write his name.
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Post by Max Griffiths on Jul 28, 2011 18:30:33 GMT -5
What's the difference between killjoys and lab mice? The mice get fed on a regular basis.
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Post by banditbreaker on Jul 28, 2011 18:46:32 GMT -5
Haha, I don't have a joke but the P2 jokes are awesome, P.S. I can't get past the part in The Pit where he says your done, but the door wont open so you do more tests, just that first do confuses me.
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 28, 2011 18:53:12 GMT -5
Um...you just push the button again, Bandit. XD
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Masta Destroya
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"Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r."
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Post by Masta Destroya on Jul 29, 2011 10:43:32 GMT -5
What do you call a Drac at sundown? Twilight.
(i cant believe i made this joke.)
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 29, 2011 11:19:01 GMT -5
I can't believe that either. Kill it. Kill it with fire. Which one? The joke or the Drac? BOTH.
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Masta Destroya
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"Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r."
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Post by Masta Destroya on Jul 29, 2011 15:25:30 GMT -5
ok, this one im not ashamed of.
What do you call it when a Drac bleeds? True Blood.
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 29, 2011 15:36:34 GMT -5
That one is better. And I want less to kill it with fire.
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Masta Destroya
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"Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r."
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Post by Masta Destroya on Jul 29, 2011 15:41:31 GMT -5
ok, another one.
What do you call a Killjoy between two Dracs? Deadmeat.
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Blackout
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Post by Blackout on Jul 29, 2011 15:46:40 GMT -5
Here's a long one: Three dracs are stranded on an island 100 miles from shore and the water is infested with sharks. The first drac tries to swim across and reach 25 miles before he is chased back by sharks. The second drac goes but only gets to 50 miles before he's chased back. The third drac gets to 99 miles but then turns around and swims back. The other two dracs ask him why he turned back when he was so close. The third drac answer, "I got tired so I came back to rest"
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 29, 2011 15:47:23 GMT -5
Switch Killjoy and Drac and you're good. >>
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Masta Destroya
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"Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r."
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Post by Masta Destroya on Jul 29, 2011 15:48:49 GMT -5
good one Blackie. i got another one.
How do you make a headstone? shoot a Drac in the head.
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