Post by bunny killightly on Jul 20, 2011 19:10:17 GMT -5
Some people from the old site would have seen these before but when I was bored outta my tree in January, I start coming up with Drac joke (I was REEEEEEEEEEEALLY bored) Red Havoc and Volume virus just reminded me of it hahaha So here they are, Enjoy the shitty jokes X-D :
What do you do if a drac throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
Dracloid Numbskulls Association.
What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
A Dracloid
Why did the drac run across the road?
Hey caught his reflection in a window and got scared
Drac walks into a bar.... What does he say?
Nothing! He was thick enough to knock himself out by walking into a bar
Why did the drac stare at the can of power pup?
Because it said concentrate.
Hear about the drac that bought an AM radio?
It took him a month to figure out he could play it at night too.
How many BLI agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
92... 1 to hold the bulb, 20 to turn the ladder, 20 to do experiments to find out why it burned out, 20 to bribe it with pills to come back on, 30 to stand around gawking like idiots and 1 more to supervise
Why are BLI like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
The knowledge of dracs
What did the killjoy say to the drac?
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Two dracs lock their keys in the car. One of the dracs tries to break into the car while the other one watches.
Finally the first drac says "Damn, I can't get in the car!" The other replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
(The last one is some Bunny humour X-P)
-Bunny K
What do you do if a drac throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
Dracloid Numbskulls Association.
What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
A Dracloid
Why did the drac run across the road?
Hey caught his reflection in a window and got scared
Drac walks into a bar.... What does he say?
Nothing! He was thick enough to knock himself out by walking into a bar
Why did the drac stare at the can of power pup?
Because it said concentrate.
Hear about the drac that bought an AM radio?
It took him a month to figure out he could play it at night too.
How many BLI agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
92... 1 to hold the bulb, 20 to turn the ladder, 20 to do experiments to find out why it burned out, 20 to bribe it with pills to come back on, 30 to stand around gawking like idiots and 1 more to supervise
Why are BLI like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
The knowledge of dracs
What did the killjoy say to the drac?
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Two dracs lock their keys in the car. One of the dracs tries to break into the car while the other one watches.
Finally the first drac says "Damn, I can't get in the car!" The other replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
(The last one is some Bunny humour X-P)
-Bunny K