Masta Destroya
Crash Queen
"Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r."
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Post by Masta Destroya on Jul 25, 2011 11:17:20 GMT -5
ok i got a messed-up, bad joke:
What's the difference between a Killjoy and a baby?
One's fun to kill, the other is a baby.
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 25, 2011 11:31:22 GMT -5
I'm not sure, but I think you just implied that babies are fun to kill.
First try (I got the idea from Red and -cough- Weldon.)
What's the difference between a SCARECROW employee and a Mayan sacrifice? One is a cruel, emotionless murderer and the other is heartless.
Because they cut out their hearts? Ehh...first ting I could think of.
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Post by angelicexplosion on Jul 25, 2011 17:53:19 GMT -5
LMFAO I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SITE! You guys are Brilliant!!!!
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bunny killightly
Crash Queen
Bunny K is better than Special K
ITS TIME TO DO IT LOUD AND DO IT NOW!!!
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Post by bunny killightly on Jul 25, 2011 17:57:09 GMT -5
I loves it too!!!! Everyone on this site are absolute gems!
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 25, 2011 18:04:08 GMT -5
Why thank you. I am pretty shiny.
((BAD PUN. YEAH! /hit ))
And I love you guys too. In a non-romantic wxy. But in a wxy that I want to hug this forum in general and NEVER EVER LEAVE IT.
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Post by Arson Anthem on Jul 25, 2011 18:06:49 GMT -5
What's the difference between Dracula and Draculoids? Dracula had a sense of style
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Post by Arson Anthem on Jul 25, 2011 18:08:01 GMT -5
What's the difference between the Scarecrow in Oz and the Scarecrow agents in Battery City? The Scarecrow in Oz had slightly more brains
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 25, 2011 18:13:29 GMT -5
-applauds-
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Post by Arson Anthem on Jul 25, 2011 18:14:17 GMT -5
*takes a bow*
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 25, 2011 18:14:25 GMT -5
What's the difference between normal exterminators and BLI's Exterminators? One uses harmful chemicals, and the other's full of them.
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Post by Arson Anthem on Jul 25, 2011 18:17:53 GMT -5
*applauds*
What's the difference between a killjoy and a giant mutant cockroach with explosive laser vision encased in a 30-foot thick steel box buried in a minefield on a deserted island in the middle of a shark-filled ocean? A killjoy is a little harder to kill
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 25, 2011 18:20:21 GMT -5
-takes a bow whilst applauding- We ARE quite difficult to ghost, indeed.
Now, what do a Killjoy and a cockroach have in common? Both survived the nuclear apocalypse, and neither ever dies.
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Post by Arson Anthem on Jul 25, 2011 18:23:23 GMT -5
*hands over a joke-telling medal*
Why shouldn't you give a killjoy a pair of laser scissors? Because running with scissors is a bad idea
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Post by Volume Virus on Jul 25, 2011 18:24:55 GMT -5
-hands it back-
Why was the Killjoy disqualified from the marathon? His event was the 100 meter, but he kept running.
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bunny killightly
Crash Queen
Bunny K is better than Special K
ITS TIME TO DO IT LOUD AND DO IT NOW!!!
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Post by bunny killightly on Jul 25, 2011 18:25:52 GMT -5
I Think that last one Arson is THE best kj joke i've heard so far!
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