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Post by vanityviolence on Oct 12, 2011 15:03:06 GMT -5
*Turns off the radio, resigned to the fact that no one else is going to call in.* Oh, well. Guess there's no one else to talk to. Hey, EG, why do you live here? Nothing ever happens! It's so BORING!
That's the whole point. It's boring. I don't have to get into any fights. I stay alive. Stop taking it for granted.
But I like the fights! Action's fun. So is being covered in blood from my teeth to my toes.
*shakes head* I will never understand you.
Damn right you won't! You're too much of a freaking pacifist pansy. *flops down in a large cushiony recliner with a large piece of paper and a bunch of pens*
Vani? What's that for?
Gonna make a sign for our future guests! "Welcome, All Killjoys". *spreads hands as she says it, imagining the sign in lights*
...so, you're trying to get me killed?
'course not! Why would I want to kill off my boyfriend?
How many times do I have to tell you? I am NOT your boyfriend!
Keep telling yourself that. You'll come around one day. *smiles, showing numerous pointy teeth* Everyone always has.
You're not prom queen anymore, Van. You're a Killjoy.
First of all, "prom queen" was the least of it. I was making my way up to Broadway, damn it!
So I've heard. Just remember that even if you were almost famous in the before...you're not in the after.
Oh, please. My face'll be all over the place in no time! Maybe it'll be on wanted posters, but that's good enough!
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Post by vanityviolence on Oct 14, 2011 19:31:36 GMT -5
*takes a large sheet of poster paper and starts writing on it, throwing a pen across the room after a few seconds. It sticks in the wall.* Dammit, EG! Why are all your pens out of ink?!
Because I don't use them?
Well, you must have at some point. Damn shame they don't make gel pens anymore, damn shame. Any markers?
Nope. Just printer ink.
Damn it! *throws another pen into the wall*
*sighs* Stop ruining my house. I let you in, I can kick you out.
And I can kick your ass. So good luck trying. *smiles creepily and bites finger, drawing blood*
...what are you doing?
Painting! *starts writing on the paper with her bloody finger, dotting her eyes with bloody, smeary hearts*
That's disgusting.
It's also my only alternative, End-game. If you had some good art supplies, we wouldn't be in this situation! *finishes writing on the poster, holds it up. It reads "Welcome to Plastic Paradise, Killjoys! Enjoy your stay! <3 Vani and EG"
That would look good if it wasn't written in blood.
Why, thank you! Now, all we need to do is find some people to take in....
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Post by dynamitedagger on Oct 15, 2011 23:20:41 GMT -5
*I turn on my radio as I run* *rb* Hey kill * take a deep breathe and heavy breath as I speak* killjoys. Anyone out in the zones who can use a hand? I wont be fussy and I'm good with protection. Annoying people don't *I breathe in again* bother me. Respibd quickly and if you can pick me up that would be great but no needs. *end of rb*
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Post by vanityviolence on Oct 15, 2011 23:25:01 GMT -5
*Jumps as the radio crackles to life scrambling to grab it.* EG! We've got our first guest!
We...what? What did you DO?
Nothing, yet! But a kid just radioed for help. What do you expect me to do, leave her to die? *grabs the radio and hits the "Transmit" button*
*rb* Hey, kid! Vanity Violence here. You think you can get to Zone One without being shot fulla static? I can get you to a safehouse from there.
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Post by dynamitedagger on Oct 15, 2011 23:29:35 GMT -5
*Rb* Hey Vanity names Dynamite Dagger. I think I'm in zone two but then again I need to check. But yeah I can get there,I have bombs and I have my daggers so I'm good. As long as you have food and a bed I will come. That and if there are no dracs. I will try to hot wire a motorcycle that I see not to far away but you never know what an 11 year old will do with a car. *end of rb*
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Post by vanityviolence on Oct 15, 2011 23:42:53 GMT -5
*rb* Can't promise that there won't be Dracs, but I CAN promise that I can handle 'em! We've got food and shit, though, and a world-class hacker.
Shut up, Vani. Never know who's listening.
Hacker and buzzkill. But if you don't wanna hotwire anything, I can come and get you. Got my own bike. Hey, quick question, is the motorcycle covered in sparkly things? Cause if it is, I'm going to have to hunt someone the fuck down.
Vani! Shut up, she's a kid!
A KILLJOY kid, EG. There's a distinction!
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Post by dynamitedagger on Oct 15, 2011 23:49:21 GMT -5
*rb* No it's covered with super glue writing. But I like hot wiring stuff, and if your friend calls me kid again when I get there I will bite him. I had to deal with Basilisk I am not dealing with a hypocritical hacker. IM A KILLJOY AND IF ANYONE WAS TO GET ME I WOULD SHOVE A STICK OF DYNAMITE DOWN THEIR THROAT! But yeah I can drive myself. It's funny when the drac vans see a 4'3 girl on a motorcycle.
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Post by vanityviolence on Oct 15, 2011 23:56:18 GMT -5
Hey! If you even TRY killing him, I won't care that you're an ally. I will cripple your arms forever.
*sigh* Can you NEVER restrain yourself?
Nope. Never. What the fuck is a Basilisk? Isn't that some sorta lizard?
Snake, I think.
Weird. Didn't think they had much wildlife left out here.
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Post by dynamitedagger on Oct 16, 2011 0:01:44 GMT -5
*rb*Cripple me? That's a new one. I've heard punch, scalp, shoot, I mean a lot of things but not cripple. Thank you for the newest one to my list. Basilisk is a long story but if you have a snake I would love it! *walks up too the motorcycle and pops off the engine cover with my dagger. Then I go at the wires with my dagger and duct tape. I hop on and make it go "vroom vroom".* Done any directions on where you are? Cause that's a good way to start.
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Post by vanityviolence on Oct 16, 2011 0:14:51 GMT -5
*rb* Head towards Battery. Call again when you can see the city lights, and I'll figure it out from there, you got that?
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Post by dynamitedagger on Oct 16, 2011 0:16:40 GMT -5
*rb* Alright can do! If I couldn't do that then I would be a drac. *I begin driving and then realize I'm going the wrong way. I make a U turn and start driving correctly. Not like I'm to dumb to drive*
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Post by vanityviolence on Oct 16, 2011 0:19:55 GMT -5
*rb* Gotcha. Just handle it and don't die on the way. Cleaning up bodies is fucking boring. *hangs up*
So, does that mean I get to do my thing now?
'course it does. You don't see me hacking cams, do ya? Who else is gonna help me get out of the city?
Point taken. *turns to his computer and starts typing in long strings of codes.*
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Post by dynamitedagger on Oct 16, 2011 0:27:24 GMT -5
*The Drac van is driving on the highway and sees a girl on a motorcycle* Pull over!
I turn around looking annoyed as I drive. I make a circle with the bike and grab my bomb. As I go in circles quickly I light the stick and throw it. Then I driving towards Battery City.* LOVE YOU TO DAD! Dracs won't help but it sure is funny. *I mumble and keep driving*
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Post by vanityviolence on Oct 16, 2011 10:13:54 GMT -5
*leans over EG's shoulders, watching him type away* It's kinda sexy, how you get all focused on this.
Please never say that again. *types in more codes and hits the enter key, green text floods the screen*
I take requests like that as personal challenges, m'dear. Shouldn't you know that by now?
"By now"? You've been here for two weeks! *the screen stops filling with text. Types a command and video feeds appear on the monitor* Ah, here we go. The one right outside, right?
And any of 'em that could see me otherwise. Is my bike still there?
*hits a few buttons; an image of a red and purple motorcycle is on the screen for a second before the feeds revert to their original setting* Yeah. But if anyone in the tower comes to take it, that's your problem.
I know, I know. are the cameras looping?
*types in another string of code and the same image stays on the screen consistently* Now they are.
Awesome, thanks. Better start heading out. *runs upstairs and crawls out a window onto EG's roof, the wall surrounding Battery City is right behind it.*
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Post by dynamitedagger on Oct 16, 2011 12:08:28 GMT -5
*I keep driving and I see some lights. I push the transmit button on my radio as I drive. Realizing I should pull over so I don't lose any information on how to get to the safe house.*
*rb* Hey Vainty it's DeDe. I see Battery City. Am I to close? I want to get there quickly, I don't like being so close to the drugged up battery.
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Yes, I'm still running - sort of. But it is lonely out here. Haven't seen anyone else for a while.
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