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Volume Virus Crash Queen Posts: 4,652	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:00:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Volume Virus on Aug 6, 2011 20:00:32 GMT -5 ...how did I manage to miss so much plot?
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Masta Destroya Crash Queen "Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r." Posts: 4,220	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:03:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Masta Destroya on Aug 6, 2011 20:03:36 GMT -5 cuz i was researching what the unrecorded Cave dialogue, and i found that. XD
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Volume Virus Crash Queen Posts: 4,652	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:08:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Volume Virus on Aug 6, 2011 20:08:19 GMT -5 Well, stop teaching me things. Asdfghjkl. We're making this thread reaaaaaally long with our weird arguments. Sorry, Retro, Red, Arson, and anyone else who cares.
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The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:10:37 GMT -5

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Post by Masta Destroya on Aug 6, 2011 20:10:37 GMT -5

heres the script for that scene. i still cant find the unrecorded dialogue script though. XD

CAVE JOHNSON CUBE SCENE (

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Cave: Greetings, friend. It's Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science.
Cave: Down here! [pause] On the floor.
Cave: That's right! It's really me. My entire living consciousness, for all eternity, inside a machine.
Cave: Alone. On a dirty floor. In an abandoned room. At the bottom of a pit.
Cave: My life is torture, please kill me.
Glados: We don't have time for this.
Cave: Hold on. Is that you, Caroline?
Glados: Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by four–thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT.
Cave: You were my assistant! The heart and soul of Aperture Science! You don't remember?
Glados: No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T.
Cave: See, the science boys invented me a machine to house my consciousness in. But that sounded DANGEROUS, so I volunteered you to go first.
Like a food taster, except with your soul! [chuckling] Guess they must've found a use for you after all. Oh! Which reminds me. I do need you both to kill me.
Cave: Come on, be a sport and kill me. All you gotta do is pick me up.
Glados: Sure
Cave: Plug's in the back of me. Give me a good pull, it should pop right out.
Glados: Okay.
Cave: Now, before you say no, I want you to remember that I've lived a full life. Also, if this helps seal the deal, livin' in a computer this long's made me crazy. That's right: I am insane.
Glados: I said we'll do it.
Cave: Wait. I suppose tellin' you I'm not in my right mind could sway you to not unplugging me. Let me round back on the important parts: in a computer. Ceaseless torture. Monster in the eyes of god. So why don't you get on over here and unplug ol' Cave.
Glados: If you don't unplug him, I will.

//Called when the player kills the Cave cube

Cave: Ho ho! I can feel myself shuttin' down. Man, this is excitin'!
Glados: Maybe we can stand on him to climb up.
Cave: Oh! Room's gettin' dark. That's a good sign.
I'm comin' for you, Caroline!
Glados: Mister Johnson? You need to shut up.
Cave: Ten–four!
Cave: Here I go! The great beyond! Valhalla, home of Hercules! I can hear them winged chariots thunderin' over now!

//Called if player lingers after using the Cave corpse to escape

Glados: Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses.
Cave: Thank you, Caroline.
Cave: Alright! Too much jawin', not enough dyin'. Here I go! Ah.

//Called if player lingers after using the Cave corpse to escape

Glados: I'd... appreciate it... if we never... EVER talked about that... ever again.

Last Edit: Aug 6, 2011 20:11:58 GMT -5 by Masta Destroya

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Volume Virus Crash Queen Posts: 4,652	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:12:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Volume Virus on Aug 6, 2011 20:12:27 GMT -5 ...did you NOT have the PC version, or something? Because I never FOUND a Cave cube.
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The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:17:11 GMT -5

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Post by Masta Destroya on Aug 6, 2011 20:17:11 GMT -5

because its not in the game. it got cut. XD along with this GlaDos line:

Glados and Wheatley during the stalemate resolution phase

(As she's being dragged into the pit)
GLaDOS: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! NO! NO! STOP!
CHELL! STOP THIS! I AM YOUR MOTHER!
ALRIGHT, FINE! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
BUT IT COULD BEEEEEAAHHH!
*Glados GIBBERING*

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Volume Virus Crash Queen Posts: 4,652	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:25:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Volume Virus on Aug 6, 2011 20:25:50 GMT -5 No. No. Caroline and Cave are TOTALLY Chell's parents. TOTALLY. I stick with that conspiracy theory.
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Masta Destroya Crash Queen "Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r." Posts: 4,220	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:27:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Masta Destroya on Aug 6, 2011 20:27:46 GMT -5 yeah me too. XD look at the facts. why else would Chell's surname be blacked out?
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Volume Virus Crash Queen Posts: 4,652	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:29:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Volume Virus on Aug 6, 2011 20:29:24 GMT -5 Yeah. They DID have forced employee enrollment. Maybe the Johnsons decided that their daughter had to do it too. AND WE'RE STILL KILLING THIS THREAD BY BEING WEIRD.
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Masta Destroya Crash Queen "Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r." Posts: 4,220	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:31:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Masta Destroya on Aug 6, 2011 20:31:06 GMT -5 hey. theres nothing weird about portal guns, mobility gels, personality cores, rogue AIs, and combustible lemons. XD
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Volume Virus Crash Queen Posts: 4,652	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:34:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Volume Virus on Aug 6, 2011 20:34:55 GMT -5 Yeah. Absolutely freaking normal.
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Masta Destroya Crash Queen "Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r." Posts: 4,220	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:41:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Masta Destroya on Aug 6, 2011 20:41:20 GMT -5 the only thing not normal is that i cant find the unrecorded Cave lines. the Caroline lines are in the sound files, but i cant find the script for Cave's lines.
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Volume Virus Crash Queen Posts: 4,652	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:45:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Volume Virus on Aug 6, 2011 20:45:20 GMT -5 It's because he burned the secret facility containing them down. WITH THE LEMONS.
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Masta Destroya Crash Queen "Quick and painful, or long and painful? Pick your demise, f!@#$r." Posts: 4,220	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:46:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Masta Destroya on Aug 6, 2011 20:46:56 GMT -5 no, im being serious. because supposedly JK Simmons didnt wanna record these lines because they were too disturbing. Caroline's reactions are in the sound files though.
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Volume Virus Crash Queen Posts: 4,652	The Cure to Boredom Aug 6, 2011 20:49:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Volume Virus on Aug 6, 2011 20:49:31 GMT -5 OH. OH. THOSE ONES. I read about those on Cracked.com earlier today. Conspiracy theories and stuff. I like those.
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